Easter Egg zu Ostern

Das klappt nicht nur an Ostern, anbei mein Gesprächsdump. Irgendwie hätte dem Doktor etwas mehr Intelligenz gut getan:

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I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time
you are finished talking, type RET twice.

hello, my name is oli

How do you do? What brings you to see me?

i am suffering from priapismus

Why do you say you are suffering from priapismus?

because my dick is now erectile for 3 days!

Is it because your dick is now erectile for 3 days that you came to
me?

yes

I see… Well, what makes you believe this is so?

don’t know, you are the doctor

Are you sure that that I shouldn’t know I am the doctor?

uh?

Can you elaborate on that?

if you like

Earlier you said your dick is now erectile for 3 days?

that’s correct, wanna see?

see what ? my dick
Do you really think correct might want to dick?

to dick?

Are you afraid of sex?

a little bit, that’s because of my childhood

Are you sure that is the real reason?

think so

Maybe your childhood have something to do with this.

as i said

Is it because of your plans that you say as you said?

where did you learn english by the way?

You mentioned that your dick is now erectile for 3 days?

correct

I would appreciate it if you would continue.

with what?

Is it because of your life that you are going through all this?

yes, one could say it’s because of my life i’m going through this now

Are you positive that is the real reason?

what do you think?

What makes you think what do I think?

uh?

Go on, don’t be afraid.

i think i’ve gotta leave now

Why do you say correct would like to dick?

bye

My secretary will send you a bill.
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